Urban Articulations.

I love how Lady Gaga is grooming Beyonce, and she’s allowing it to keep up with Rihanna.

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They say African people are lazy, now they know what the Sun does to people.

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—	My Mum, commenting on the temperatures the UK is currently experiencing.

Note To Self: Assassinate Prime Minister

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Alexander McQueen is dead… but maybe all his bags will go on sale?

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Who says I can’t take a dump in the urinal? I’m a temp and it’s my last day. I can do whatever I want!

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Oh well there goes a lot of no claims bonuses…sad times.

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—	About the snow

Spotted on Facebook:

Me: How has school been so far?
Girl next door: It’s been good, except some girl at school called me ‘Chocolate Face’
Me: Oh no what did you do?
Girl next door: I said at least I'm not a 'Pasty Stacey'

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Person One: "That is far too expensive."

Person Two: "No, no my dear. It’s obviously clear to see, you are just broke."

You’re the only person I know with tight jogging bottoms

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